Let’s be honest. If you love hot sauce, you’ve done at least two of these:
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Carry a mini bottle in your bag “just in case.”
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Try new sauces like you’re doing scientific research.
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Bite into a pepper thinking it’ll be fine. It’s never fine.
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Pretend you’re not crying at the table.
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Taste something spicy and immediately say, “It’s not that bad.”
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Force your friends to try something too hot for their soul.
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Add hot sauce before tasting the food.
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Keep chasing hotter and hotter levels like it’s a sport.
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Watch spicy food challenges for entertainment.
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Drink milk straight from the jug like a desperate raccoon.
Hot sauce fans are a little unhinged — but in the best, most delicious way possible.
